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If you are thinking of becoming a corporate escape artist, here are some unconventional resources that will help you in addition to Career Success Without a Real Job

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Love a Recession: How to Prosper During an Economic Recession: More Than 101 Ways to Benefit from an Economic Downturn: There are many benefits of a recession that are overlooked by the majority. Economic turmoil can bring out the worst … and the best … in people. If you want it to bring out the best in you, a recession is a time to build some real character. Surviving happily through uncertain times takes courage and wisdom. Recessions are all about survival of the mentally fit.

The Friendship Café : Where Best Friends Learn How to Become Great Friends. Friendship Is an Important Factor for a Happy Retirement. This Website Offers Friendship Tips, Friendship Advice, Friendship Quotes, Friendship Proverbs, and Friendship Poems. As the quotation says, "The richest man in the world is not the one who still has the first dollar he ever earned. It's the man who still has his best friend." As the feature article on the home page of this website emphasizes, "A Best Friend Is Much Cheaper than Therapy - and 10 Times As Helpful!" Also "To be rich in friends . . . is to be poor in nothing!"

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The Joy of Not Working: Features the World's Second Best Retirement Book, in fact, The Joy of Not Working is a book for the retired, unemployed, and overworked. Real life success stories about people not working, 25 reasons to retire early, and retirement quotes, letters, jokes, and poems.

EscapeArtist.com: Reduce Workplace Boredom by Fantasizing about Living Where You Want To Live, Living How You Want To Live, and Making Money Doing It! Heck, You May Even Not Just Fantasize about All These and Do All of Them.

 

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7 More Undenial Signs That You Need to Read 

The Career Book for People Too Smart

to Work in Corporations

  • You just may have to read  Career Success Without a Real Job if your two biggest life success are that you have always eaten and escaped being eaten.
  • You just may have to read  Career Success Without a Real Job if at your workplace two people have never tried to be clever at the same time simply because your company doesn't have two clever people.
  • You just may have to read Career Success Without a Real Job if you are convinced that all your managers at work are descendents of Attila the Hun, Hitler, and Charles Manson. 
  • You just may have to read  Career Success Without a Real Job if nine of your co-workers are deceitful and the tenth is too stupid to be so.
  • You just may have to read  Career Success Without a Real Job if your boss at work couldn't lead lemmings off a cliff.
  • You just may have to read Career Success Without a Real Job if the charm of working for a corporation is that it makes a life of deception more easily concealed.
  • You just may have to read  Career Success Without a Real Job  if at your workplace, like in most corporations, the psychopathic elements rise to the top.   

Sensationally Creative and Innovative: How to Become a Genius in No Time Flat So That You No Longer Have to Work in Corporations.

Retire Before You Expire:  Your true nature is to retire happy, wild, and free. Never lose touch with it. You will, however, if you are not careful. The way to ensure that you have a happy retirement is to have a copy of The World's Best Retirement Book by Ernie Zelinski available at your fingertips. This webpage shows you why you should retire before you expire.

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Career Success Without a Real Job: The Career Book for People Too Smart to Work in Corporations: by Ernie J. Zelinski. Career success is much more than having a real job and earning a decent income. Real career success is truly enjoying what you do for a living and having the personal freedom to perform your work virtually any time you want.

1001 Best Things Ever Said about Work

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The 237 Best Things Ever Said about Retirement - E-book:  Few things spice up an article, a book, a conversation, or a speech more than a great quotation. From a collection amassed over many years, this is a wonderful assortment of some of the most unpredictable, ridiculous, outrageous, humorous, motivational, and inspirational quotations about RETIREMENT.

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Retirement Quotes Cafe: A Comprehensive Collection of Retirement Quotes and Retirement Sayings for Any Occassion Including a Special Retirement Card or a Retirement Party  Selections by Ernie J. Zelinski, Author of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. Includes Retirement Poems, Retirement Letters Retirement Dinner Speeches, Retirement Gifts, and Retirement Jokes.

The Joy of Not Working Website: Features T he World's Best Retirement Book and The World's Second Best Retirement Book. Real life success stories about people not working, 25 reasons to retire early, and retirement quotes, letters, jokes, and poems from an author whose books have sold over 650,000 copies worldwide.

 

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The Retirement Café: Retirement and Money Articles Such as 7 Secrets to a Happy Retirement, Top-10 Dumbest Retirement Moves, and "Winning a Lottery: The Retirement Plan with the Most Bugs to Be Worked Out." Includes Fun Things to Do in Retirement and Jobs for Retirement.

The Joy of Being Retired: 365 Reasons Why Retirement Rocks (and Work Doesn't): A Retirement Gift Book for Individuals and Corporations to use as a retirement promotional giveaway.

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The Fun at Work Cafe : For people with no guts to leave Corporate (Cor-Pirate) America but who still want to have fun at work by screwing around.

How to Retire Happy: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about T he World's Best Retirement Book and Why You Need It More Than a Million Dollars to Retire Happy.

Retirement Promotional Giveaways by VIP Books: The World's Best Retirement Book Is the Ideal Promotional Giveaway to Give to Retirees and the Soon-to-Be Retired.

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The Money Café: Where Money Talks with a Conscience: This website gives you free financial advice on how to make money, how to save money, and how to spend money wisely. Hopefully, this financial advice will help you put money in proper perspective so that you achieve prosperity beyond your wildest dreams.

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A BOOK FOR THE RETIRED, UNEMPLOYED, & OVERWORKED 

Recession Book - #A1

OVER 250,000 COPIES SOLD

PUBLISHED IN 17 LANGUAGES

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  THE WORLD'S BEST RETIREMENT BOOK 

by  Ernie Zelinski 

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OVER 125,000 COPIES SOLD

PUBLISHED IN 9 LANGUAGES

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