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25 Undeniable Signs That You Need to Work

at an Unreal Job or Your Dream Career

Working at a Dream Job 

 

Like a significant number of workers in all professions, a lot of individuals don’t like
how they earn their living or make money. What's more, they despise corporate life because they never have any fun at work.
 
Their personal lives may appear just fine to onlookers, but they suffer their jobs badly and with silent indignity hoping they could experience the joy of not working.
 
Indeed, there are many so-called successful people - engineers, lawyers, executives, and even doctors - in this sad and bleak situation who would like a more joyful career.
 
If you are thinking of becoming a corporate escape artist, here are some tell-tale signs that you need to work at an unreal job or at your dream career:
 
25 Signs That You Just May Have to Work at
an Unreal Job or at Your Dream Career 

1. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have ever invented a college or university that did not exist to place on a résumé.

2. You just may have to work at an unreal job in retirement or at your dream career if everyone at your workplace distrusts everyone else because it is their only defence against assholes.

3. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have ever on your résumé claimed to be a member of the Kennedy clan.
 
4. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if your retirement plan is "to bide my time 'til I'm 90; then marry Sharon Stone." 

5. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you think that you have technical skills "that will take the bosses breath away.”

6. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career
 if you say “I need money because I have bills to pay and I would like to have a life, go out partying, please my young wife with gifts, and have a menu entrée consisting of more than soup.”

7. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career
 if you think that you should be hired because your twin brother / sister has a college degree.

8. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have never quit a job regardless of how bad it was - simply because you have always gotten fired first.

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9. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you seriously think that welfare is a better career opportunity than what you are doing now.

10. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if even your smallest goals in life appear to be unattainable fantasies right up there with pigs flying.

11. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if the purpose of your government writing job is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity.

12. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if your major goal is to lie yourself into corporations so that you can topple them down.

13. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you are too young to lead or too old to follow.

14. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have ever committed educational fraud by claiming a degree you don't have.

15. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have ever been gullible enough to believe that hard work leads to success.

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16. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you “would like to work for a company that is very lax when it comes to tardiness."

17. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have never been to a restaurant that doesn't have trays.

18. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if luxury accommodation to you is being able to crash in an abandoned old Mercedes."

19. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if the only menu entrées you consider at cafés are those consisting of soup.

20. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you were terminated from your last job after saying, "It would be a blessing to be fired."

21. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if in your last job you "got nowhere as part of a 60-person herd."

22. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if responsibility makes your nervous.

23. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if being in trouble with the law does not make you as nervous as working in the corporate world.

24. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if your daily cry is, "I owe. I owe. And off to work I go."

25. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have been thinking of ways to outwit workplace reality.

 

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