25 Undeniable Signs
That You Need to Work
at an
Unreal Job or Your Dream Career
Like a significant number of workers in all professions, a lot of individuals don’t like
how they earn their living or make money. What's more,
they despise corporate life because they never have any fun at work.
Their personal lives may appear just fine to onlookers, but they suffer their jobs badly and with silent
indignity hoping they could experience the joy of not working.
Indeed, there are many so-called successful people - engineers, lawyers, executives, and even doctors - in this
sad and bleak situation who would like a more joyful career.
If you are thinking of becoming a corporate escape artist, here are some tell-tale signs that you need to work
at an unreal job or at your dream career:
25 Signs That You Just May Have to Work at
an Unreal Job or at Your Dream Career
1. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have ever invented a college
or university that did not exist to place on a résumé.
2. You just may have to work at an unreal job in
retirement or at your dream career if everyone at your workplace distrusts
everyone else because it is their only defence against assholes.
3. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have ever on your résumé
claimed to be a member of the Kennedy clan.
4. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if your retirement plan is "to bide
my time 'til I'm 90; then marry Sharon Stone."
5. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career
if you think that you have technical skills "that
will take the bosses breath away.”
6. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you say
“I need money because I have bills to pay and I would like to have a life, go out partying, please my young
wife with gifts, and have a menu entrée consisting of more than soup.”
7. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you think that you
should be hired because your twin brother / sister has a college degree.
8. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you
have never quit a job regardless of how bad it was - simply because you have always gotten fired
first.
9. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you
seriously think that welfare is a better career opportunity than what you are doing now.
10. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if
even your smallest goals in life appear to be unattainable fantasies right up there with pigs
flying.
11. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if the
purpose of your government writing job is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and
inhibit clarity.
12. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if
your major goal is to lie yourself into corporations so that you can topple them down.
13. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you
are too young to lead or too old to follow.
14. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you
have ever committed educational fraud by claiming a degree you don't have.
15. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you
have ever been gullible enough to believe that hard work leads to success.
16. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you
“would like to work for a company that is very lax when it comes to tardiness."
17. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you
have never been to a restaurant that doesn't have trays.
18. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if
luxury accommodation to you is being able to crash in an abandoned old Mercedes."
19. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if the
only menu entrées you consider at cafés are those consisting of soup.
20. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you
were terminated from your last job after saying, "It would be a blessing to be fired."
21. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if in
your last job you "got nowhere as part of a 60-person herd."
22. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if
responsibility makes your nervous.
23. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if
being in trouble with the law does not make you as nervous as working in the corporate world.
24. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if
your daily cry is, "I owe. I owe. And off to work I go."
25. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you
have been thinking of ways to outwit workplace reality.
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