25
Undeniable Signs That You Need to Work
at an
Unreal Job or Your Dream Career
Like a significant number of workers in all professions, a
lot of individuals don’t like
how they earn their living. What's more, they despise
corporate life.
Their personal lives may appear just fine to onlookers, but
they suffer their jobs badly and with silent indignity.
Indeed, there are many so-called successful people -
engineers, lawyers, executives, and even doctors - in this
sad and bleak situation who would like a more joyful
career.
If you are thinking of becoming a corporate escape artist,
here are some tell-tale signs that you need to work at an
unreal job or at your dream career:
25 Signs That You Just
May Have to Work at
an Unreal Job or at Your
Dream Career
1. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at
your dream career if you have ever invented a college
or university that did not exist to place on a
résumé.
2. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at
your dream career if everyone at your workplace
distrusts everyone else because it is their only
defence against assholes.
3. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at
your dream career if you have ever on your résumé
claimed to be a member of the Kennedy clan.
4. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at
your dream career if your retirement plan is "to bide
my time 'til I'm 90; then marry Sharon Stone."
5. You just may have to work at
an unreal job or at your dream career if you think
that you have technical skills "that will take the bosses
breath away.”
6. You just may have to work at an unreal job or
at your dream career if you say “I need
money because I have bills to pay and I would like to have
a life, go out partying, please my young wife with gifts,
and have a menu entrée consisting of more than
soup.”
7. You just may have to work at an unreal job or at your
dream career if you think that you should
be hired because your twin brother / sister has a college
degree.
8. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have
never quit a job regardless of how bad it was - simply
because you have always gotten fired first.
9. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you
seriously think that welfare is a better career
opportunity than what you are doing now.
10. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if even your
smallest goals in life appear to be unattainable fantasies
right up there with pigs flying.
11. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if the
purpose of your government writing job is to inflate weak
ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit
clarity.
12. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if your major
goal is to lie yourself into corporations so that you can
topple them down.
13. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you are
too young to lead or too old to follow.
14. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have
ever committed educational fraud by claiming a degree you
don't have.
15. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have
ever been gullible enough to believe that hard work leads
to success.
16. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you “would
like to work for a company that is very lax when it comes
to tardiness."
17. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have
never been to a restaurant that doesn't have
trays.
18. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if luxury
accommodation to you is being able to crash in an abandoned
old Mercedes."
19. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if the only
menu entrées you consider at cafés are those consisting of
soup.
20. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you were
terminated from your last job after saying, "It would be a
blessing to be fired."
21. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if in your
last job you "got nowhere as part of a 60-person
herd."
22. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if
responsibility makes your nervous.
23. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if being in
trouble with the law does not make you as nervous as
working in the corporate world.
24. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if your daily
cry is, "I owe. I owe. And off to work I go."
25. You just may have to
work at an unreal job or at your dream career if you have
been thinking of ways to outwit workplace
reality.
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