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 The Lifestyle You Can Lead When You Follow the Success Principles

of Career Success Without a Real Job

The Joys of a Truly Unconventional Lifestyle That Come with Having an Unreal Job:

• You don't have to obey your superiors because you don't have any (except, perhaps, your spouse).
• Instead of having to deal with the tyranny of corporate bosses, you
  can be the master of your own destiny.
• You don't have to spend three hours each day thinking of creative
  ways to kill your boss and co-workers.
• You don't have to ever hear that awful word "teamwork" or the equally awful phrase "being a team player". As someone once said, "Teamwork is a boss telling a bunch of mindless idiots to do their work all in the same regimented way."
• You no longer have to deal with jerks and idiots in the workplace;
  indeed, you can now enjoy a jerk-free and idiot-free environment.
• No more going to a corporate office on Monday morning and hearing
  co-workers ask each other that mundane question "How was your weekend?" followed by answers such as "It was fine." Fact is, you never did care whether your co-workers enjoyed their weekends.
• You can wake up at 9:30 on weekday mornings, take a look outside your front window, observe that all your neighbors' cars are gone having taken them to work where their workday will be filled with idiot co-workers,
  useless meetings, and other toxic experiences. You can then go back
  to bed for a most enjoyable half-hour sleep as a reward for being
  so much more prosperous than your neighbors.
• It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon on a work day, the sun is shining,
  and you're itching to spend the rest of the afternoon outdoors - so
  this is exactly what you do, unlike corporate workers who have to
  spend their time imprisoned in a cubicle, working at a lousy job.
• No more ridiculous training programs in which seminar presenters try
  to force you to read cheesy books such as Who Moved My Cheese? (that are totally useless for the creatively ambitious and the organizationally averse).
• You no longer have to be politically correct; instead you can speak
  your true convictions.
• If you get thrown out of the coffee bar where you work for being politically  incorrect, you can always find a funkier coffee bar in which to hang out.
• You can't help but feel superior to mass of corporate humanity because you know with certainty that you don't need a corporation to spoon feed you with a job and take care of you with their health plan.
• You can spend a part of your four-hour work day creating funky, controversial, and profitable websites like this one instead of doing mundane office work eight or more hours a day.
• You will see how much credit you really do deserve for everything you have created. Put another way, any and every creative accomplishment is your own and you don't have to deal with co-workers or bosses making absurd maddening claims upon your creative accomplishments as happens in most workplaces.
• Your professional attire is a pair of shorts, sandals, and a T-shirt
  with "Leisureologist: My Job Is Having Fun" written on it.  

 

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Just one great idea can change your life dramatically.
Look for it.
It's there somewhere!
- from The Career Book for People Too Smart to Work in Corporations by Ernie Zelinski

Know the moment when to work diligently.
Even more important, know the moment when not to work, but to relax and play instead.
This will not only benefit you immensely, but also will astonish your friends and competitors.
- from The Lazy Person's Guide to Success: How to Get What You Want Without Killing Yourself for It

When it comes to making more money, most people look at the world
and see the same opportunities they’ve seen before: typically, a job.
Because they don’t awaken their mind and expand their vision, they
don’t see other opportunities. Yet opportunities do exist. So how
do you change your thinking so you can see them? One way to jolt the brain out of its preconceived category thinking is to bombard it with
new experiences.
- Joe Vitale

Consider this carefully.
If you are working more than eight hours a day, you are in the wrong job.
Either that - or you are doing it wrong.
- from Career Success Without a Real Job by Ernie Zelinski 

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