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Unreal
Job.com
Where You Get
To
Create Your Dream
Job
Hey Stupid: Instead of a Real
Job,
Get Yourself an Unreal
Job!
Real Jobs Are for
Losers!

The Lifestyle You
Can Lead When You Follow the Success
Principles
The
Joys of a Truly Unconventional Lifestyle That Come
with Having an Unreal Job:
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You
don't have to obey your superiors because
you don't have any (except, perhaps, your
spouse).
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Instead of having to
deal with the tyranny of corporate bosses,
you
can be the master of your own
destiny.
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You
don't have to spend three hours each day
thinking of creative
ways to kill your boss and
co-workers.
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You
don't have to ever hear that awful word
"teamwork" or the equally awful phrase
"being a team player". As someone once
said, "Teamwork is a boss telling a bunch
of mindless idiots to do their work all in
the same regimented way."
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You
no longer have to deal with jerks and
idiots in the workplace;
indeed, you can now enjoy a jerk-free and
idiot-free environment.
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No
more going to a corporate office on Monday
morning and hearing
co-workers ask each other that mundane question
"How was your weekend?" followed by answers
such as "It was fine." Fact is, you never did
care whether your co-workers enjoyed their
weekends.
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You
can wake up at 9:30 on weekday mornings,
take a look outside your front window,
observe that all your neighbors' cars are
gone having taken them to work where their
workday will be filled with idiot
co-workers,
useless meetings, and other toxic experiences.
You can then go back
to bed for a most enjoyable half-hour sleep as
a reward for being
so much more prosperous than your
neighbors.
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It's 2 o'clock in the
afternoon on a work day, the sun is
shining,
and you're itching to spend the rest of the
afternoon outdoors - so
this is exactly what you do, unlike corporate
workers who have to
spend their time imprisoned in a cubicle,
working at a lousy job.
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No
more ridiculous training programs in which
seminar presenters try
to force you to read cheesy books such as Who
Moved My Cheese? (that are totally useless for
the creatively ambitious and the
organizationally averse).
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You
no longer have to be politically correct;
instead you can speak
your true convictions.
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If
you get thrown out of the coffee bar where
you work for being politically
incorrect, you can always find a funkier
coffee bar in which to hang
out.
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You
can't help but feel superior to mass of
corporate humanity because you know with
certainty that you don't need a
corporation to spoon feed you with a job
and take care of you with their health
plan.
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You
can spend a part of your four-hour work
day creating funky, controversial, and
profitable websites like this one instead
of doing mundane office work eight or more
hours a day.
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You
will see how much credit you really do
deserve for everything you have created.
Put another way, any and every creative
accomplishment is your own and you don't
have to deal with co-workers or bosses
making absurd maddening claims upon your
creative accomplishments as happens in
most workplaces.
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Your professional attire
is a pair of shorts, sandals, and a
T-shirt
with "Leisureologist: My Job Is Having Fun"
written on it.
Click Here to
Earn Your
Dream Career Karma Points Now!
Just one great idea can change your life
dramatically.
Look for it.
It's there somewhere!
- from
The Career Book for People Too Smart
to Work in Corporations
by Ernie
Zelinski
Know the moment when to work diligently.
Even more important, know the moment when not to work,
but to relax and play instead.
This will not only benefit you immensely, but also will
astonish your friends and competitors.
- from
The Lazy Person's Guide to Success: How to
Get What You Want Without Killing Yourself for
It
When it comes to making more money, most people look
at the world
and see the same opportunities they’ve seen before:
typically, a job.
Because they don’t awaken their mind and expand their
vision, they
don’t see other opportunities. Yet opportunities do
exist. So how
do you change your thinking so you can see them? One
way to jolt the brain out of its preconceived category
thinking is to bombard it with
new experiences.
- Joe Vitale
Consider this carefully.
If you are working more than eight hours a day, you are
in the wrong job.
Either that - or you are doing it wrong.
- from
Career Success Without a Real Job by
Ernie
Zelinski
COPYRIGHT ©
2010 by Ernie J.
Zelinski
Author of the
World's Best Retirment
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